this is crazy if its true
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”
catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.
catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant
twitter thinks its the king of bullying but how many celebrities and companies has this site run off
twitter: i made fun of this persons appearance give me likes
tumblr: i brought yahoo to ruins and its shame was a reward in itself
kirahvikoira
